The churchmen say
After long searching
That God’s real name
is really “ZAP.”
How strange this seems
To a man who always
Believed that the name of God was God
To now call Him ZAP.
(Plural is ‘ZAPPITY ZAP’ Father and Son...)
I understand they believe
In the sanctity of a God who explodes in color.
But they emphasize the power of ZAP
with periods after each letter
(As in 1.2.3. or in trouble call Him 9.1.1.)
And there you have it, a brand new God
turned into ZAP.
We should continue to look around
for a superior design
Like FYB or CCC, or USA.
But for myself, hoping you might agree,
I would rename God as a manlike Me,