Hold your breadth


From: Ted Haaland

When one sets foot on the bathroom scale
does their face begin to pale?
As a society we’re gaining weight,
which portends a dire fate.
So, take care how much you eat,
guard against lost view of feet.
Perhaps employ measuring tape —
is shrinkage shown? Now that’s first-rate!


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