Swamp Water Jurisprudence: Excuses and avoiding responsibility


(12/13/2017)

by Judge Dennis Challeen

Excuses are the everyday language of the irresponsible. It should not surprise anyone that courtrooms are the meeting place for creative excuses. Through the years I’ve heard almost every kind of excuse imaginable, but there are always new ones; losers become quite creative in trying to avoid being responsible, in order to direct blame elsewhere rather than accept responsibility.

Did you know that flooring the accelerator too hard does not cause the irritating screeching sounds emanating from spinning tires; nay, it’s caused by the sand and gravel not cleaned up by the street department? You don’t believe that? Well neither did I, but I heard it many times.

Along the same type of logic was the claim that their gas pedal stuck, causing their vehicle to rapidly accelerate; thus it’s General Motors’ or Ford’s fault for manufacturing such a dangerous car. I bet you don’t believe that either.

In rural areas cars sometimes leave the road and end up in cornfields, often on curves. When the driver was charged with failure to keep his vehicle under control, the defense was usually that the driver was avoiding a deer. This is commonly referred to as “The Bambi Defense.” This phenomenon is worldwide. When I taught sentencing at the National Judicial College I was told by judges that Bambi was replaced by alligators in Florida, moose in Alaska and kangaroos in Australia.

Did you know that police look out for red sports cars and routinely give them speeding tickets? Another folk tale believed by a few sports car owners. (I own a 22-year-old red Dodge Stealth sports car, and never experienced this phenomenon.)

The U.S. Postal service is constantly blamed for failure to deliver driver license suspension orders from the Department of Public Safety. The persons with bad driving records who have earned a suspension think no one was watching when they went to the mailbox — the old “Nobody saw, prove I got it” defense. They don’t know about the statute that says if the state’s records show it was sent, you got it.

I once had a person charged with violating the noise ordinance by playing his radio too loud. His defense was that he bought the stereo at Wal-Mart, and it’s its fault, not his, for selling a stereo that plays so loud.

I had a young person charged with speeding. It wasn’t his fault because he was going downhill and gravity caused him to go 10 mph over the speed limit.

Oversized tires are routinely blamed for causing a car to be speeding when the speedometer reads a legal, much lower speed. The problem with this excuse is it doesn’t stand up to the laws of mathematics. Larger tires do have a larger circumference but it only varies speed by a couple of miles per hour, not 10 mph over as commonly claimed.

When juveniles are caught with beer, liquor or marijuana in their car, it is because they picked up a hitchhiker who “forgot” it when he exited. This un-named stranger always seems to be long-haired, “hippy-like” in appearance, and I’ve concluded he must also be wealthy because his chronic forgetfulness must cost him a lot of money, or perhaps that is why he cannot afford an automobile and must hitchhike.

Every judge hears the claim that “It’s my word against his word” meaning a standoff, so nobody wins. Judges know the law provides in such cases that the judge or jury must determine, using their own life’s experiences from all the evidence they’ve heard, which version is unlikely, or more likely, to be true.

As every judge knows, sometimes outlandish excuses can be the truth or at least credible. I recall a young Asian college student who showed up a day late for his minor traffic violation court trial. The prosecutor wanted him jailed and held for trial. The trial he missed had been set for the first day of the month. The student explained that the previous month had only 30 days and his wrist watch, like many watches, had 31 days unless manually corrected; he unfortunately relied on his watch, which put him a day off. The prosecutor argued that no one could be so stupid. I then asked everyone in the courtroom whether they had ever experienced missing an appointment because of such an error. Everyone had … including me. I bought his story, allowed him a new trial date and he changed his plea to guilty. It was an example of using life’s common experiences to try and get at the truth. To this day I’ll never know if he was truthful, or had created a clever, somewhat believable excuse. But that question became moot when he pleaded guilty anyway.

 

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