A dog confesses
I like to stop to smell the yellow snow.
I do a sniffing dance with dogs I meet.
My nose brings pleasures you will never know.
I love the smell of turds and stinky feet.
I sometimes lick myself, then lick your face.
I leave my mark on hydrants, posts and trees,
I love it when thereís cars or cats to chase,
If these are faults, I beg forgiveness please.
For I have traits that far outweigh these flaws.
I give my owner endless, perfect love.
I live to brighten days and thatís because
Iíve come here as a gift from God above.
If People all were half as nice as me,
Oh what a better place this world would be.